Well, this is going to be embarrassing. This year, some friends and I are participating in "Movember," an effort to raise money for prostate cancer research by having men embarrass themselves with ridiculous mustaches This is a shot of me this past weekend:
But alas, that fine follicular growth is entirely artificial.
If you've ever read the description under my picture to the left, and wondered what I'm talking about when I say "genetically incapable of growing facial hair," you'll get a chance to see exactly what I mean. And since my "mustache" is going to be such a travesty, I hope to take solace in crushing my competition on the fundraising.
And check back here for weekly updates - you'll definitely be disappointed.
Day 1: Clean shave